Bullseye!

I love birds and I love being outside, but I have to ask why today is the third time in my life I have been in the bullseye of a bird! The first time I was taking a picture in Hawaii when a seagull targeted my ear! Second time I was reading a book on the pier in San Francisco. The bird targeted my book…that was above my face, as I lay on the ground reading. Today, I was just finishing up a chapter on my surface pro and snacking on popcorn by the pool when SPLAT! Top of my head this time. I have heard this is is a sign of luck. Since I was writing, I will consider it a mild inconvenience  that I had to go wash my hair. I hope it means that the questions I have about my current story’s future popularity are unfounded and this book will be wildly successful. For that, I can withstand a little bullseye any day.